Saw this and thought I might update it a mere sixteen years later. You are so welcome (new answers in italics).
Stole these questions from The Nightwatchman in Dec 2007.
When was the last time you lied?
A few hours ago, when I told myself those eggs were worth eating.
About 5 mins ago about what I was doing on the intraweb.
When was the last time you used the word hate?
Today when I told Daniel I hated all boys and he took offense.
What is your most treasured possession?
My iMac, Molly.
Who would play you in the film of your life?
I want Scarlett J, so I'm getting Scarlett J.
What do you owe your parents?
So much I don't even know the sum anymore. :(
What keeps you awake at night?
My fucking mind never shuts the hell up.
How would you like to be remembered?
What makes you angry?
What would you like to be your last words on earth?
Which living person do you most admire?
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself and others?
What does love feel like?
Every feeling possible, mixed up into a big pot, boiled and served with cabbage.
What's your greatest extravagance?
My bloody phone. I take it back, I love you, you are priceless.
Define beauty.
Pure and positive.
When were you happiest?
The last time I was riding a high.
What superpower would you like?
Invisibility.
Favourite smell?
Boys.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Still being alive.