Fucking potatoes eh? Down to 100 kilos in less than a week. Am blown away.
Am expecting to gain some weight when I begin eating other foods again but it's pretty great to see some unprecedented progress on the scales. I can't see any difference yet but I'm pretty tall so my weight gets spread across quite a distance. Only 25 kilos to go!
And here is a list of shit fat people get;
- Skin tags (those fuckers are gross and annoying)
- Puffed walking to your car
- Beards growing before you're 30 (PCOS)
- Sweaty all the time!
- Makeup wears off quickly due to oily and sweaty Jess of being fat
- It's hard to put shoes on
- Your arse flopping over the edge of the toilet seat
- Hard to wipe in stalls cause there's no room!
- Saggy ass boobies
- Old man arse
- Random hairs sprouting everywhere, like horrible surprises
- Scars on the inside of your mouth because your cheeks are too fat for your jaw and teeth
- Almost impossible to cut your toenails so you pretend going to get a pedicure is something you just want to do
- Waxers commenting on how hairy you are and how sweaty you are because you stick to the paper
- Tattoo chairs drenched in sweat when you get up
- Chairs with the butt sweat on them
- Dark, sore, red marks where your bra, underwear, tights, pants and jackets have rubbed all-day
- Giant boobs that are too big for life
- A sense of humour used to self deprecate before anyone else can
Boom. I'm sure there is more, feel free to add below.
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