I haven't typed in awhile because I really haven't had all that much to type about, which in my eyes is a pretty grand thing because it means I've had a lacking of drama in my life for once. Hurrah!
If you've seen or read 'About A Boy' you'll remember how he said having no job made him boring to talk to since new acquaintances always ask you what you do, to which his answer would have to be "um... nothing really". I have inevitably (it was only a matter of time really) become Hugh Grant but with 14D breasts and less like a turkey around the neck. I have no news as nothing in my life is changing, I have no stories because I currently live with a early middle-aged couple who are amazing but think it's fun to talk about other people's houses and gardens. They are very wrong.
So understandably it's hard to just sit around waiting to see if this new medication will work. I want to be independent again and leave this freakin nest for good. It's also a bit difficult to be living where I am as there are these hideous constant reminders of my disastrous past relationship everywhere I go. Unless you're planning on never leaving the person you're with then I'd refrain from having memorable moments with them, steer clear of any music, never go to the same cafe or restaurant more than once with them, in fact eat at home with them but only at their house... if you really want to protect yourself from future pain, make sure they live somewhere really remote, only ever see them there and once you've broken up, hit them on the head with a shovel and bury them there too.
Be good, live long and prosperous.
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