Own worst enemy.

I swear, it's just ridiculous how one person can make so many mistakes and learn so little from them. Just in case you weren't aware of them, here is a list of some of my train wrecks (most of which I've drunkenly crashed on more than one occasion):

1. Slept with/hit on/made-out with a close friend and therefore ruined the friendship.
   
2. Slept with/hit on/made-out with someone when I knew it'd end in tragedy.
3. Slept with/hit on/made-out with a guy who was 70% average, 20% hot accent and 10% lucky he bumped into a lady with such a strong accent fetish.
4. Eaten to distract myself from pain.
5. Been overly honest with someone I was in a relationship with and scared them the fuck away (yes, as in running far, far away into the nearest horizon).
6. Been overly honest, let down my armor (given, I think mine is made of tin-foil anyway) and been severely, emotionally butt raped.
7. Loved someone so much that I forgot to love myself.
8. Cut people off in my life because I felt guilty for being such a huge drain on them when really I should have let them take care of themselves and at least respected them enough to let them make their own choice whether to be in my life or not.
9. Talked about change and never had the balls to act on it.
   
10. Written lists like this to distance myself from my own problems and therefore not actually positively participate in my life...

That turned out depressing. Perhaps because I just ate half a litre of Hokey-Pokey ice cream and sat here feeling pathetic for most of the night, except when I was doing one or more of the items on the list above.